World DominationBwahahahahaha....*cough*Morgan should rule the world. We here at the Morgan Webb World Domination League and Sewing Circle hold that truth to be self-evident and all that jazz. But we did not come to this conclusion haphazardly. After much research (read: entering her name into google), we discovered many things about Morgan that lead us to believe she is already on her path to world domination.
Absoltue Truths
Someone proposed to Morgan when they hacked madonna.com. I don't condone this sort of behavior and neither does Morgan, but I feel that is noteworthy. Who knew she could inspire such action? (Anybody else here watching the current season of Angel? Maybe Jasmine should have been named 'Morgan', hey?)  Conspiracy TheoriesCodename: Taco-We know that Morgan is not a true blonde. We accept this, for her hair looks cool all the time anyway. This fact is unimportant on it's own. But! If you simply browse the TSS archives, you will note a certain episode in which a rat named "Taco" appears, mostly with Megan. Morgan does not appear on this episode. The rat has a few brown spots leading us to the conclusion that the rat is not a true blonde, either! Add to this the fact that it was attached to Megan (examples here and here), and the truth becomes clear! Morgan is a shapeshifter! She can change her appearance in order to... sneak into top-secret government buildings. Megan is clearly an accomplice. (The only other true explanation is that Megan is a witch and Morgan is her shapeshifty imp, just like in that one movie where there was a witch and an imp. But Morgan is taller than Megan, which defeats this outlandish theory.)
A name with many faces- Morgan is obviously more advanced than the rest of the world. It is not too much of a stretch to assume she has developed time travel abilities. Which is how she is able to be President of Seed Analysts Association of Canada, a small child, and a former marine pilot.
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