So. You, like any good geek, watch The ScreenSavers on TechTV. Perhaps you may also like to drink various malt beverages. Well here's a site for you, my friend. You know how this works. You look for a certain event on the list and drink the appropriate amount. As Kate said, don't be dumb and use this as an excuse to get wasted if you're underage. Drink Dr. Pepper or Diet Coke (Pat and Morgan's favorites, respectively).

If you have any additions, please e-mail me. I'll be sure to give you credit.
And now, the list:

One Sip if...

• Leo says something that makes Patrick shake his head and laugh as if embarrased (extra sip if Pat says, "moving on!").
• Leo makes a comment containing sexual innuendo (extra sip if it is CREEPY sexual innuendo)
• Leo does a strange voice and/or accent.
• Megan or Morgan pretend to be angry during their segments.
• Patrick chastises a comment by Leo.
  

  Two Sips if...

• Patrick chastises a comment by Leo AND mentions that his grandmother watches the show.
• Patrick says, "then you're golden!"
• Megan openly mocks Martin.
• Morgan's Windows tip involves a registry hack.
• Megan says she's been getting a lot of e-mail.
• Someone quotes song lyrics, a movie, or TV show.
  

  One Gulp if...

• The camera does not show the correct part of the screen for a demonstration, or does not cut to the screen at all.
• Martin gives an entire segment which is word-for-word the same as the text of the accompanying article posted earlier that day.
• Patrick has the sledgehammer.
• The Netcam Hosts/call screeners do something in unison when introduced.
• Tux is shown onscreen.
• Kevin mentions something about "the ladies" or someone says something about "the ladies" in reference to Kevin.
• A famous hacker is a guest.
• Darci gets to do something onscreen.
• Anybody dances.
  

  Two Gulps if...

• A non-regular is on the show (Sarah, Joshua, etc...).
• Anything on Martin's list is even vaguely serious.
• Kate is mentioned or makes an appearance.
• Jessica is mentioned or makes an apperance.
• There is a Linux tip.
• Chris or Brett host.
• Leo mentions his goats.
• A Leovillager is mentioned or makes a call/appearance.
• Each call/netcam question after the first two (does not apply for All Call days).
  

  The whole drink if...

• The Fridge Picture makes a comeback.
• Kevin's E-mail adress is mentioned on air.
• Leo wears a kilt.
• Morgan and Megan share a forbidden kiss.
• Leo and Patrick share a forbidden kiss.
• Martin and Tux share a forbidden kiss.
  

   

  Unmarked items are by Joan or Mike Flavin. I am not affiliated with TechTV or any of its employees. Neither TechTV, myself, nor the webmaster endorse underage drinking. I really don't care if you say you're 1,120 years old. It's ID or a Coke, my friend.