Loving smarties or eating your head

Into every generation is born a chosen one. She alone will stand against the bugs, the error messages, and the blue screens of death. She is the Windows Tipper.

But we kid. We love Morgan. Everyone loves Morgan. Morgan only wants the best for us, and that's why she wants you to want her to rule the world. You should probably get to know our future leader.

Basic Facts: Morgan is Canadian. She likes Smarties and Tux. She listens to Gorillaz. She went to UC Berkeley, where she majored in rhetoric. She stars on The ScreenSavers on TechTV, where she is quick with the snark and the Windows Tip. Her favorite movie is Real Genius. What she knows about the sugar high can fill an encyclopedia. The same could be said for the down from such sugar highs. She has a tarantula named "Zoe Zaphod Webb". I think I read once that Kevin Rose is one of her flatmates.

You can email Morgan at morgan@techtv.com. There's no guarantee she'll answer back, but she tries. She's sorta busy, trying to take over the world and all.

Some Articles Morgan has written:
-Morgan does the Windows tip almost every weekday. You can find them in the TSS archives
-Crash Course on Canada for the Non-Canadian
-TSS Canada (a story about how TechTV came to Canada one day and ate all its porridge)
-Geek Library: 'Ghost in the Shell' (Morgan's pick.)
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Read some bios about our leader:
Questionnaire from TechTV
Interview from TSS Addicts

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Disclaimer: I am not affiliated with TechTV or any of its employees. Morgan isn't *really* trying to take over the world...really.