food for thought

I've got a fang. I've got a fang. I've got a fang!


Posted by daniel at 01:09 | Comments (2)


postcard from those bears without bodies

yeah, so ever since I was a little boy I've had this dream every now and then about a giant hedgemaze. It's always your ordinary, run of the mill hedgemaze, with high walls that are difficult to traverse, and everything is pretty normal for a little while. I just float through the leafy corridors, and try to make my way to the end.

Somewhere in the middle of the dream though, a very odd thing happens--or I should say--transpires. I begin to float above the maze, as if I've got no body, and as I look down, to my surprise, not to my horror, I see something incredible.

A number of bears with no bodies seem to be moving through the maze.

I say they have no bodies, although they are not simply disembodied bear-heads, because they are definitely walking, as if their bodies are invisible, or missing.

The bears continue on all through the night, and never seem to find their way out of the maze, they seem content just wandering and puzzling in the leaves and brambles.

such a strange dream....


Posted by daniel at 03:57 | Comments (0)


I don't wanna die

Okay, who wants to come with me tonight? I'm going out to the bar for the last time in a long time.

It's St. Patty's day, so I need to go drinking. It's only right.

maybe I'll get some punanny. I'll probably just end up alone at the end, bored and alone.

but I'll be drunk!


Posted by daniel at 04:01 | Comments (0)


want vs. need

You can want someone with all of your heart, If you do you should tell them such.

the only thing they need to do then is think, "do I want you too?"

But if you NEED some one with every fibre of your being, you should never tell them.

If you do, that one may ask, "what can I get you to do for me?"

And no one wants that.....

If you have need of a full and happy relationship, and have never seen the other naked, or given them/gotten from them an orgasm, the words "need" and "you" should not be spoken in the same sentence.

Unless you're saying something like, "I need you to get me that cucumber out of the fridge," or "I need you to tell me what time I should come over."

But never, "I need you to complete me." ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL. you are going to be incomplete for a long time, and if you claim a classmate of yours will "complete you," you need to think about how long the rest of your life is going to be.


Posted by daniel at 03:57 | Comments (0)


if not me, then another

someone will kill them self(.....) today, and I hope it will not be me. I want to live, at the very least for another year,so that I will find out if I will move to OHIO, and for the chance to stick it to some first year chica.......


Posted by daniel at 04:00 | Comments (0)



I've got this friend, see, and a few days ago he was kidnaped while I was off at school. The bad guys took him away and left a message on my answering machine. something like, "We have your friend. We want one million dollars for his safe return, we want it tomorrow and no funny stuff. Good day."

I was horrified, and I did not know what to do, other than call the buddy I suspected had been abducted, to see if he was okay, or if it was a joke. He was home, thank goodness. It turns out in the time it took me to listen to that message, the kidnapers made friends with my buddy, and they made cookies together. So everything was okay in the end, and he was airlifted back to town in the kidnapers private helicopter (chopper). Those cookies were good. It turns out terrorists are good cooks.


Posted by daniel at 03:55 | Comments (0)


Venetian Snares

"i'm just waiting to get you right inside my mouth."

say it aloud, slowly. enunciate each syllable, and try to give it an erotic ring.....give the phrase a rhythm, and make it a loop in your head.

I think it's fun to use as a mantra.

That comes from that Aaron Funk (venetian snares)


Posted by daniel at 04:00 | Comments (0)


I've got a fang

I am in Arizona right now, and I find myself thinking about class warfare. That should not be important, I need to concern myself with other things. Like OHIO and my visit to Antioch.

I think the most important thing I need to worry about as a prospective student at Antioch College will be how to comport myself so that the faculty and students who will ultimately decide on my admission will accept me. Do I ask many questions? Or do I ask enough for them to know that I am very interested in the school, and stop once they know my level of interest?

I think that if I do not end up dying between here and OHIO, I will be fine. OHIO will make me better, and I will feel fine after OHIO. OHIO will heal my hurts, and make me a better man.

I shall be okay after OHIO, and I will not be sad.

But I will still have a fang.


Posted by daniel at 03:58 | Comments (0)


Oh yes, the niceties of laziness

I have been on spring break from school now for about 6 days.
I must say it has been the laziest week I have conducted in a very long time. I mean, most weeks have some EVENT or happening in them, but not this last week.

I haven't had to work or learn, or even talk to anyone at all if I did not want to. That is a nice thing. so relaxing. aaaaaahh.

oh, I am in my mother's home in Arizona, but it makes no difference. I am just as lazy here as I would be anywhere. she wanted to go and do things with me when I got here, but I told her,

"NO! I am on spring break! It is a time honored tradition for college students to divest themselves of responsibility for a couple weeks, and I fully intend to to so. I will not go with you to Wal-Mart. I don't like Wal-mart, and besides, I have the right to be lazy right now, so bog off."

oh, yes, and tomorrow I go to OHIO!!! woo!!


Posted by daniel at 03:58 | Comments (0)