I sometimes wonder....
If I concioiusly decide to not write here, or if I just don't give a crud. I'm sure I have a great number of stories at this point, including getting pulled over whilst walking at night (by two cops mind you edit: I hate this town). Rather than let you basque in the glory of hearing what I have to say ( and it's a lot of glory to basque in) I'll just leave you with my thoughts on things:
"I'll take a Large Canadian Bacon, and a side of hot Karl, thanks."